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A Blogger’s Tale

March 23, 2013

Once upon a time in a faraway site, there lived a blogger who posted regularly. Outfit shots and photoshop were all she ever saw, cameras and laptops all she ever touched. (disclaimer: she didn’t photoshop much. Image resizing was all she really knew.) 

Then one day, an evil witch cursed us all – including the little blogger – and mandated that we have to work to earn. So overwhelmed with the new spell (and more realistically, everything going on), she wasn’t able to manage her time (she was worse than Cinderella) and unfortunately left the blog untouched (for just a little more than a week – but that’s like a century in blog-years).
 
She weeped and weeped with only her cute puppies to console her. But no amount of cuddling from baby Asher and baby Amber could break the spell. 
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The little blogger’s head spun quicker than Snow White. 
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The little blogger’s eyes got even bigger than Red Riding Hood’s pretend grandma. (Or Katy Perry’s favorite extra-terrestrial).
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…Until she found her laptop.
So…I think by now we all know I’m much better at reading stories than writing them. So I leave you with this  hanging fairy tale about a blogger. (Disney, if you’re reading this, you have full permission to rip this off and turn it into a movie. Just name the character after me and please let her have Ariel’s bod.) Feel free to continue the story as you wish. Mine would probably end like this:
Little blogger does feel bad, however, for leaving her favorite people in the world with no posts to read. But to remind you of how much she loves you (or better yet, you her) here’s her best pouty/apologetic face.  
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Seriously though, I’ll get back on track in no time. Just you wait and see. I love you guys (and blogging) too much to leave you hanging for long.
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10 Comments leave one →
  1. Jr. permalink
    March 24, 2013 4:33 pm

    #weirdo

    • March 25, 2013 3:06 am

      loud and proud, babygirl. Today I discovered that Ariel used to be named Alyssa. This post is soooo fitting.

      p.s. email me!

  2. March 24, 2013 3:16 pm

    Really adorable!!! This is such a witty-yet-humorous post, Alyssa! Looking forward to reading your upcoming entries! ❤

    Gem
    gemnikkaonthego.blogspot.com

  3. March 24, 2013 9:30 am

    Hey a lot of typos sorry haha. What i meant was “yours is effortless and very natural styel” is what i eamn. Osh i sometimes hate blogging usin my ipad. See yah see yah.

  4. March 24, 2013 9:27 am

    Thats good to hear alyssa. I always check your blog and i find it very smart and entertaining. I am not the type who follow other bloggers just becz theyre very popular and all. I love your log becz ouve got great taste in clothes. You remind me of alexa chung. Sometimes you also remind me of the models I see in new york and youve got that”new yorker” thin ong on in all of your outfits which i so adore. I also love the fact that you dont overdo your styles. One thing i hate is overload in accessories, too loud colors, too much flashy outfits. Ours is effortless style and very natural. Keep posting. Youve got great talent. Ill be following you always. 😉 -your hot momma follower, cheryl aka anoushka

    • April 2, 2013 6:58 am

      Hello Anoushka! (i like that name it’s so spunky). Thank you so much, those words mean a lot to me. 🙂 And yay! finally, someone who thinks it’s New Yorker – here I just get indie/rocker! and I don’t think I’m a rocker at all. hahaha But thank you, really, for all the kind words. I will try to keep making my posts better, and more importantly, more consistent! 🙂

      love from my screen to yours. 🙂

    • April 2, 2013 6:58 am

      Hello Anoushka! (i like that name it’s so spunky). Thank you so much, those words mean a lot to me. 🙂 And yay! finally, someone who thinks it’s New Yorker – here I just get indie/rocker! and I don’t think I’m a rocker at all. hahaha But thank you, really, for all the kind words. I will try to keep making my posts better, and more importantly, more consistent! 🙂

      love from my screen to yours. 🙂

    • April 2, 2013 6:58 am

      Hello Anoushka! (i like that name it’s so spunky). Thank you so much, those words mean a lot to me. 🙂 And yay! finally, someone who thinks it’s New Yorker – here I just get indie/rocker! and I don’t think I’m a rocker at all. hahaha But thank you, really, for all the kind words. I will try to keep making my posts better, and more importantly, more consistent! 🙂

      love from my screen to yours. 🙂

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